remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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