i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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