I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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