Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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