My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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