I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
