On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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