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what?
penguin condom
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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