so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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