: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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