Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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