bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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