Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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