yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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