Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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