Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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