ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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