And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
