Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Dicks are not precious.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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