do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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