is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
