you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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