why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Even the bartender felt bad for me
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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