Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
