just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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