sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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