I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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