I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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