Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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