is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I think my moral compass just broke
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