I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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