Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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