no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
What a dumb baby whore.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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