You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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