Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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