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He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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