No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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