Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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