He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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