Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Just cropdusted the office
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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