didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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