According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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