He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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