it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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