in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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