Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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