Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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