I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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