with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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