I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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