my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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