My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
be right there i have to get my cape
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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