Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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