He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
