you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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